
Have a nice day.HLTV, the primary source for most CS:GO fans (and talent, players, you name it) to get their news and statistics, releases a ranking of the top 20 players of each year, which it has done so since the release of CS:GO (and before that, but that’s too far beyond me).īarring the transitional weird year of 2012, and aside from 20, each player in the Top 20 gave their prediction(s) for who would be the next player to make the list. I will upload more regularly, be sure to return to read more clever insults you can use in real life. If bullshit could float…you’d be the Admiral of the fleet!.Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others? Karma takes too long, I’d rather beat the shit out of you just now.It’s scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?.Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent.If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.I’m not being condescending, I’m too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn’t understand.You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?.How many times do I have to flush before you go away?.I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re invulnerable.I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.You’re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.Some people need a high five… in the face… with a chair.You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.I’m not saying I hate you I’m just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.I’m busy, you’re ugly, have a nice day.You’re like school in the summertime – no class.If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.No, no, I’m not insulting you I’m describing you.Can you finish up your life story? I got an appointment at four.If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman.You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since.I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.You should have been born in the Dark Ages you look terrible in the light!.Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.Ever since I saw you in your family tree I’ve wanted to cut it down.Do you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring.Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!.If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.I could say nice things about you, but I’d rather tell the truth.A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?.So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?.
